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Join our Society! |
| Our Mission: |
To eliminate all whining, rudeness, grandiosity,
temper tantrums, arrogance, snit fits and any other toxic behavior
that contaminates our planet. |
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Our
Motto: |
Quondam Super Caput Capitis
Translation:
Once, Upside the Head |
| Our Guarantee: |
We guarantee The Device will deliver hours
of fun and laughter. |
Our
Honorary Members:
From time to time
our Board of Directors elects certain individuals to be recognized
as Honorary Members of the Society for their outstanding work in
the area of Attitude Adjustment. People who have dedicated their
lives to helping others get a clue, lighten up or otherwise mellow
out. These Honorable Members include:
| Stephen Colbert |
Carson Daly |
Craig Ferguson |
Conan O’Brien |
Jon Stewart |
| Jeff Foxworthy |
Gayle King |
Jimmy Kimmel |
Keith Olbermann |
Oprah Winfrey |
| Whoopi Goldberg |
Jay Leno |
David Letterman |
Kelly Ripa |
Donny Deutsch |
To nominate someone for election as an Honorary Member
send us an e-mail
and tell us what your nominee has done to improve Attitudes on our planet. |
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Our Pledge:
I, ___________________, do hereby solemnly swear
to uphold the Standards of the International Society for the Advancement
of Attitude Adjustment.
I pledge to:
- Maintain a positive and productive attitude at all times.
- Self administer The Device when and as frequently as necessary, should
I fail to maintain said positive attitude.
- Strive at all times to actively work to further the global effort to eliminate
all whining, rudeness, grandiosity, temper tantrums, arrogance
and all such toxic behaviors that contaminate our planet.
- Actively work to expand the membership of the Society to the extent that
in the near future the need to administer The Device will no longer
exist anywhere on the planet.
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